Ha! have to post this.

Marzieh, my infant niece, was speaking like an intellectual.
She was saying things along the lines of, "I am currently just a wee child, an infant you might say. I recently came from my mother's womb. (pointing to her mother with her overgrown mind, not her body, because infants don't have motor control.)"
She kept speaking for a while.
When she took a pause,
I rolled my eyes at her, and said "Of course, a child from your parents would talk like this!"

hahahaha